Over the YearsPosted: September 26, 2008 | |
I have watched a trend towards atheism in the United States. I think this is definitely a step in the right direction. The world has been run by imaginary friends for way too long. Just picture two little kids talking together. One kid says to the other kid, “this is my invisible friend, Mikey. He sees everything and he knows everything. If you’re bad he’ll blast you with lightning.” Soon all the kids on the playground are afraid of Mikey. They do everything that the teachers say, because they don’t want Mikey to be pissed off at them. Of course the kid who created Mikey is going to be the teacher’s pet. They are going to give him special treats and extra breaks, because Mikey is such a big help. What would they do without him?
For time out of mind, being a holy man meant that you never had to find honest work. Buddhist priests went around with their begging bowls and were fed through the largess of the villagers. The funny thing is that the villagers never stopped to think that if they didn’t feed the priests they would go away. The Hindus and the Chinese had huge temples that were funded by offerings. Nobody stopped to think that they could starve those parasites out and use the money for more useful things. That would piss off the make believe friends. If you read Leviticus in the Old Testament, those Levites lived the life. The Hebrews had no end to the sins that had to be washed clean through blood sacrifice. The Levites got to eat all the best parts of the sheep and bulls that were slaughtered.
Where would government be today without religion? How would the Chinese emperors have faired without Confucian temples? Where would European Royalty be without Popes Doubtless they would have been forced to survive by their wits alone. They would have survived by listening to their subjects and promising them anything as long as they kept their jobs and positions. When you stop and think of it, European royalty would have had to behave like American Congressmen. So then why are we in our present straits today? Why do we have American jobs in the mysterious east? Why is our economy sinking faster than the Titanic? We can blame everything on God.
Even in the computer age, politicians still have God to fall back on. God can always be depended on to support the powers that be. James Dobson tells his brain washed minions that national health will fund abortions, and the brain washed minions will vote against national health. All Ron Paul has to do is tell his crowd that Tom Jefferson was against national health and the libertarian crowd will vote against national health, because Jefferson has replaced Jesus in their hearts.
The idea that there has to be some invisible force manipulating the world seems to be an essential part of the American culture. Perhaps it’s because the United States was founded by a bunch of religious crackpots who wanted to be isolated from liberal influences. Even otherwise intelligent people who have rejected religion fall for conspiracy theories. Conspiracy theories state that invisible forces are manipulating the world for their own benefit. That certainly fits into anybody’s rational definition of God. Quite often, such modern religions as neo-Paganism will fall into conspiracy theories in order to have a Satan to believe in. After all, America was founded by Christianoid lunatics. You have to have a Satan in order to be an American religion.
I doubt that we will ever have a free society until we get rid of the need for invisible friends. Someday people will realize that God is an idealization of their present leaders. Someday people will realize that conspiracy theories fill the void that is left when Americans stop believing in Satan. When libertarians realize they are deifying Jefferson, we will have a truly free society. Politicians will no longer have an invisible friend to hide behind, and this is Bill holding his breath.